We were quite lucky to steal acquire this amazing squirrel. Zippy hails from New Jersey where he resides with his family; Freddie, Chuck the groundhog and Ned the Toothpick. Another arteest friend, LeGrandFromage fixed zippy up with his camera and shades.

Zeff lives in Florida with his handsome,charming and wonderful dad & THAT woman.

"GK" as we like to call her hails from Ohio where she studied at the world renowned "Tammy Faye School of Fashion & Cosmetology" and also holds a "BS" Degree in Humility from the Mohammed Ali University. To quote GK......"BubbasJewels' IS all about ME too!"

Cammie, our new webmonster and sister hails from the sleepy little town of Pocahontas Arkansas where she has lived since she was borned. She is a very hyper athletic canine who practices her yogurt exercises in the morning (as seen in the picture above), helps Red with his Pilates workouts, and jumps in when we need a hand with our "Bubbacize" program for The Mom. Cammie is a recent graduate of the Goodest Electronical Education Kollege (G.E.E.K) where she earned top honors for web design. On her day off, she loves to sun herself on the deck, nap, bark at the neighbors, nap, play with her brothers and sisters, nap, and wash her daddy's (The Redneck) face.

A day in the life of Draco:
Bark to wake Mom up...it scares her to death and I find it amusing.Follow Mom everywhere and trip her at every given opportunity...also amusing.
Take a Nap
Demand, don't ask, that Mom and Dad feed me everything I want. If they don't, I jump up on the table and get it myself. After all, the cats do it, why can't I?I especially love ice cream....my eyes bug out of my head when I smell ice cream.
Take a Nap.
If I have the ball in my mouth, I expect Mom and Dad to chase me in circles to get it from me.Not that I will let them get it, mind you, I just like watching them try to catch me! If they don't chase me, they get slimed.
Take a Nap
Actually, I slime them every chance I get. and then
Take a Nap
Demand belly rubs at every waking moment....better yet, back rubs...I have hard days ya know, I need to relieve the stress of...
Taking Naps
When it is bedtime, they must chase and catch me to get me to go to bed.Ever see a 50lb bulldog tear through a house trying to avoid bedtime?....pretty scary.Ok...they caught me...time for bed.....but not until they struggle to get to sleep due to my bulldoggy snores!

Kate Moss can't hold a candle to this "Valley Growl". The mommie, lamp work arteest lorislampworklab, tells us that "The puppy likes to take short strolls from one end of the house to the other, always watchful of intruders or people to french kiss. The puppy is a bit of a caffeine addict and is therefore prone to bouts of extreme action followed by long leisurely naps where she practices her "method acting" exercises - "be the dead cockroach". Chasing the cat -but not the mean cat- is also a great source of pleasure for the puppy. Chasing the mean cat is a great source of pain and subsequent pampering from the mommie."

Lulu's mommie tells us "Favorite activity is no doubt eating. She will eat most anything, as long as it is brought to her, and she doesn't need to move much. If the carrots are 3 inches away, and the towel she is resting on is closer, the towel gets eaten. Favorites though are carrots, collard greens, blueberries, cheerios and banana stems and peelings. (She did chew the handle on my leather Coach purse...ahh! I left it within her reach...she didn't know better). She is a great swimmer, and loves to get in the large bathtub with me now that the days and nights are getting cooler. Hot water is a good thing! This last summer she went for a swim on the hottest days...a very good swimmer (that layer of fat makes her float well I think)."