I, Bubba the Stud Beagle, am "Top Dog" and write all most some of the jewelry descriptions . I have been told that I have a disturbing great sense of humor. I am also the creative force behind this operation.

Princess, my sugah puddin' and the mother of the demon spawns our wonderful children. She takes care of the hiring, makes the work schedule and determines when its our treat break time.

Well, we had to give Frank (my son) a "title" (he is a bit "challenged") but he spies on checks on The Mom, offers "creative" suggestions and keeps her irritated company.

Red, who joined the family not too long ago (he still doesn't know he is 'dopted), is Frank's pet dachshund (Frank had asked for a kitten for Christmas). I gave him the responsibility of bothering supervisingThe Mom while she works to make sure she uses the right tools and doesn't break anything.

Marmie is Red's half sister. She double checks everything before it leaves the house. She also hates this ear style "It makes me look like a fat Doberman."

We welcome lovely Lulu to our team. Lulu comes with quite an impressive resume and is a wiz at "crunching"
numbers . She is wearing her favorite office "power" necklace created with lamp work beads made by her mommie lamp work artist "val*cox", who supplied us with the following interesting tidbits: "We call her 'Lulu', 'Guinea', 'Tube steak' or 'Pig!' depending on what cute or bad thing she is doing at the time. Favorite color of course is pink. She loves to have her belly rubbed, and to cuddle up with whichever cat is sleeping. She's also a great lap pet while reading or watching TV; she falls right to sleep, and doesn't squirm. Dislikes? Hmm, she's pretty easy going. I guess being ignored when her food dish is half empty." Lulu is also a BubbasJewels Souper Model.

"Hey Bubba, I just spent a good half hour being antagonized, oops, I meant to say laughing my tush off, scoping out your auctions &page . I "played"the slut-kitty & my pussums , Sassy, was looking to dethrone..... ooooppps! I meant find & help the poor misdirected {Mad-donna like} creature . I will send you a scan of my pound=puddy , & her resume , as she let me know she would to[annoy]
[oh heck , another ooopss y] work for your
completely disturbed ,
NOOOO I meant to say Fine Company ! Yeah , sterling company , that's the ticket !Sassy loves [ that the animals are running the zoo ]
OOOOPS !
I meant to say your diverse work environment ,
& she wants to create a hostile take-over, oh no not again! I mean she is a team player. !Yeah !You'll let us know if you are hiring [ Please help poor me ! I'm the keeper , no , the Mom . [ yeah , like that's gonna happen !Please let Sassafras know . [ I'm the captive , OOOOPS no , the mom of one {terribele , no .....] te!rrific tortoiseshell Kitty . So what if she is holding a claw to my jugular as I type , She is just terrific !"

Ravi's resume is very impressive, the likes of Fluffy Versace, Tabby Armani, Babsy Hilfiger, Verushka Wang and Muffin Gucci sing his praises. His meowmie is very proud of her baby. We think he will make the perfect addition to our company (our new "culturally diverse" plan).
His fashion sense is simply amazing and he will be developing /designing a feline necklace for discerning cats.